stealthpitch.com /certified-fi #certified-fi [v:sp.certified-fi.1]

Certified FI™

Certified FI™ guarantees that a product or service is Finnish.

Graphic. Certified FI™ logo.

stealthpitch.com /certified-fi #certified-fi-1

Certified FI™ 1

Made by Finns.™ / Suomalaiste' tekem'.™

Certified FI™ 1 guarantees that a product or service is made by Finnish people.

QUALITY: The Site and Service comply with Certified FI™ 1. Certified FI™ 1 guarantees that a product or service is made by Finnish people.

Finnish people are perhaps the most innovative and creative people that the modern world has seen.

THE FALL: Unfortunately, this is not enough, as Finnish people have invented or originally created a lot of bad things that you use daily. In fact, there are a lot of products and services that Finnish people should have never released into the world.

It stinks to stink, but maybe we can learn from our mistakes and create some of the key things that the world does not want but rather needs. For that, you need to go beyond Certified FI™ 1.

stealthpitch.com /certified-fi #certified-fi-4

Certified FI™ 4

Made for Finns.™ / Teht' suomalaisil'.™

Certified FI™ 4 guarantees that a product or service is made for Finnish people.

FOR US: The Site and Service comply with Certified FI™ 4. Certified FI™ 4 guarantees that a product or service is made for Finnish people.

This means that it must be of high quality, as we would not want to harm our own. And why would we? But you see, many do, simply because they can.

NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE: Many of the Finnish inventions are used by the evil for evil, e.g., the device that you are using right now. Sure, you could do a lot of great things with your device, but do you do those things? Or do you do the things that hurt your soul?

Certified FI™ 4 saves you from these considerations, as the product or service must be good for the Finnish people.

stealthpitch.com /certified-fi #certified-fi-44

Certified FI™ 44

Made for Everyone.™ / Teht' kaikil'.™

Certified FI™ 44 guarantees that a product or service is made for all people around the world.

FOR OTHERS: The Site and Service comply with Certified FI™ 44. Certified FI™ 44 guarantees that a product or service is made for everyone.

It is worth noting that before testing the product or service on other people, we test it on ourselves (Finnish people) first, so that if there are any problems we do not waste the time of other people or burden them.

This is a novel idea, right? In fact, it is unprecedented in the corporate world.

NEW GROUNDS: Corporations and other fake entities without bodies (or souls) cannot, by definition (since they have no souls), care what bad things happen to the people who use their products or services.

We care what happens to you. This is why we test everything on ourselves first and only then release it to the world. Oh, what a world would we all have if everyone was like this!

Please note that sometimes we do not actually give the product or service to the world because the world is not ready for it and likely never will be.