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CONGRATULATIONS!

You have found the secret page! Well done. You see what others cannot see. It is God's gift to you.

You are well on your way to using technology as it is supposed to be used: mastering it rather than letting it enslave you. We, therefore, officially award you the title of Visual Hacker (V1Z [pron.: vis]), 1st class. You can put V1Z in your resume or CV. Your welcome. ;p

1% DISCOUNT

Use the reference SEC to get an additional 1% discount on top of any other discounts (all percentage discounts are added together then applied to discount the price) for your order of any DACS^™ StealthPitch^™ packages.

Now, try to resist the urge of posting about the existence of this page online so that other people can experience this challenge as well. Could you do that for us and them?

FREE GIFT

Are just curious about StealthPitch^™ and do not intend to use it? Well, think about it again. There is a vast untapped potential in all souls in this world. Maybe one day you will become an inventor or something. There are ways to improve your thinking.

Realize: everything that exists in this world was created by someone who is not very different from you. The world needs more good things and less bad things. People have to make that happen. People like you, maybe?

Tell your friendly neighborhood inventor about us and they will get an extra 1% discount and we may send you a free gift.

When your friend is making the order, tell him to use the reference FRE and have him give your Session address to us so that we can contact you regarding your free gift. Never send us unsolicited personal details or attachments.

THE ULTIMATE MONEY HACK (T.U.M.H.)

Need money? Wow, you like money too? We have so much in common! This might sound really wild, but do you [...] by any chance [...] like pizza, too? Ice cream?

Are you unemployed, student or just in need of extra money? The the ultimate money hack (T.U.M.H. [pron.: dum]) is way more worth it than the stuff they have on vidya games like GTA.

It works like this. STEP 1: You become one of these: Organization Level Service Presenter (OLSP), Offline Service Presenter (OffSePres), Online Service Presenter (OnSePres), Social Media Affiliate (SMA), Duplicate Social Media Affiliate (DSMA), Site Reference Affiliate (SRA) or Duplicate Site Affiliate (DSA). STEP 2: You make shitloads of coin. STEP 3: You spend all your money on good things, which is the only way to access Heaven (in this game of life). STEP 4: GAME OVER, you make the hi-score on the machine at the pub, beating your previous hi-score (the life unlived) by A LOOOT. STEP 5: Jesus loves you. You spend your time doing what is right. You hear "heyyy this guy fouls". You turn around and ponder: maybe all the cool people were always behind you. "Who said that?", you ask. No one confesses. You continue on and pretend it's true. STEP 6: You go back to the beginning of your life to do what is right all the time, only to end up at the end of your life. STEP 7: God smiles at you. You realize, you were always in Heaven.

Best pitch evar. AMIRITE? Make your money hack T.U.M.H. today!

WHAT IS REQUIRED

Are you a content creator? Are you able to send messages and talk to people? Well, no experience required. You can be famous or just a regular guy or girl. You could get loaded. You could find your own way of working that suits you. E.g., visiting universities, events or conferences etc. IRL or choosing to operate online by emailing people etc. You work when you want to work and there is no pressure as you are working for yourself. The best possible scenario would be that you make a lot of money for couple hours a week as a hobby. We have a lot of choices on how to make money by helping us. You could make a significant split of any purchases made.

We pay way more for purchases made as a result of offline or in-person contact rather than online marketing (automated or manual). Since the packages, especially for investors, are quite valuable the split could mean a lot of money for you. Check out the Site for more information. When contacting us, remember to mention that you found out this secret web page and we will give you an extra 1% (added on top of any split that you manage to negotiate with us). Never send us unsolicited personal details or attachments.

The private membership association (PMA) provides even greater degree of freedom for the Private Membership Association Service Presenters (PMASPs). However, the rules of the PMA dictate how the PMASPs handle themselves within the PMA. Please contact us about the PMASPs, using the reference PMS (no pun intended, but lol), if you are interested.

The PMA is unincorporated and unregistered. The PMA is not for profit. The PMA does not engage in any sales or commercial activities.

BEYOND HACKING

Now that you are here and reading through this. We might as well tell you. There is something that even the best hackers in the world cannot do. It's funny because they are supposed to be the best, but stink.

So what is it? We call it "beyond hacking", going out of bounds, or simply: understanding. Now, if we tell you what it is and how it works you will fail to understand it, because you have not seen it for yourself.

Sounds familiar? Well, yeah kinda, it kinda does. So, if you want to go beyond hacking we have modest discounts for that too. It's a fun activity for you, maybe. It's sort of a crossword puzzle, but real life. So here it goes: answer all these extra questions successfully and get additional percentages off (as listed after each question). Please note that the following discounts only apply to the micro technology developer packages and micro company developer packages.

Why did we create this hacking challenge for children and novices? [2%]

Why didn't we use kids in the previous question and used children instead? [1%]

What do you think: who was the first inventor? [1%]

Why did we say stupid crap on this page? [3%]

Why did we mention Jesus? [10%]

Why did we create this extra challenge for the extra points? [15%]

Why did you answer these things correctly? [20%]

If you think that you know the answers to any of these questions, please contact us by using the reference KNO. Don't worry, the "correct" answers are not like they were in those stupid school exams with your designated fembot or "teaaaaccheeeer" (a.k.a. teachie <3).

FOOD FOR THOUGHT

This small hacking adventure you were on [...] did it give you any thoughts? Do you have something to share with us? Please contact us, as we would like to know what were your thoughts, what you came up with while trying to complete it or if you just stumbled here by accident etc.

It's an open-ended question, just like we, the creatives, like it. :p Use the reference FOO.

IMPORTANT: This visual hacking (coined with a different definition: using vision to access invisible information [which is an example of an oxymoronic acronym, also coined here {which is an example of double coinage which also instantly created triple coinage for something that is triple coined, since the term double coinage was the third coining in a row, and so on, leading to the theoretical infinite coinage}]) challenge, called the StealthPitch Visual Hacking Challenge^™ (SteVisHaC^™), was intended for children and anyone interested in the Service.

However, if you are a child, then you cannot contact us. Talk to your dad first and then he can contact us.

Never send us unsolicited personal details or attachments.

GOODBYE FOR NOW

Life is going to be difficult for you, because you can see what others cannot see. Remember, this is a gift. If life is easy for you, then you are not really living your life and doing the things that you ought to do. "For unto whomsoever much is given, of him shall be much required" (Luke 12:48, KJV).

When in doubt, maybe this saying will help you: "Why should I leave ... I'm not the one who stinks?" (Wysil into wos [pron.: woz]).